Weird

You know what's a weird movie? A Knight's Tale. Who the hell greenlit that movie?

"Yeah, so it's a reworking of Chaucer, except Chaucer's actually in the movie as a character and he's sort of a wisecracking con man."

"Go on."

"And all the music's going to be modern music. Like all the peasants sing "We Will Rock You" and people dance around to "Golden Years.""

"This sounds amazing."

"Oh, and the whole thing is probably going to be two-and-a-half hours long. At least."

"I am willing to give you as much money as you need to get this project off the ground."

More important mystery: why am I thinking about A Knight's Tale? That shit came out 8 years ago.